A Beer Bore favourite reopens
Grolsch, No Longer Available In Supermarkets
Grolsch, which tastes like distilled human suffering fermented in a tramps Y fronts, will no longer be available in supermarkets.
Harrys Hires Private Investigator to Spy on Rival Pub.
Harry’s- who can’t afford toilet seats, or locks on the bog doors- spunked money up against the wall in hiring a PI to sit in Bayan all night drinking Martinis.
Belfast – Licensing Laws Consultation.
A consultation has begun on the provision of the Devils buttermilk to the God-fearing weak-willed people of Northern Ireland.