The Holy Hobo, or as everyone still calls it- Mr Lynchs – or to those of a certain age (and hairline)- The Archer.

Anyway, hot on the heels of their recent refurb and rebrand, they have converted the large courtyard at the front of the bar into a beach.

And, as you would expect, it looks shit- like a giant litter tray in a car park. Thankfully the fake grass dotted around really takes away the feeling of being surrounded by 1970s tower blocks.