The construction of the Piss Carpark Container Village has finally been completed, 

As you would expect from the people behind the ‘Market Shaker’ the new village will offer a similar experience, but this time exposed to the elements with the added bonus of me wandering around with my trousers at half-mast looking for my traditional wee-wee spot.

The Marketing department absolutely deserves that generous 10k fee for their extraordinary efforts in exhaustively exploring every conceivable synonym for “cargo” and ingeniously settling on the groundbreaking misspelling “Frate.”